If you masturbate
while thinking about dead dogs,
then you might be Darth.

On the other hand,
if you actually fuck
dead dogs, then you're Cunt.

And if you have a collection of dead animals at various stages of decomposition with which to fornicate throughout the long, hot summer day, enjoying the feeling of maggots crawling up the urethra or your erect little penis, then you're iamback.