I actually rather enjoyed the shit. It tasted good and was fun to type in. The price of my computer is a little over $10K though. Lots of modifications and the WiFi controlled Fleshlight for my VR porn.

I love being hated, so you are actually brightening up my day.

My I gouge your cunt with an ice pick? (Why and ice pick, I don't know... why not!)
Douche it out with ghost pepper sauce.
Carve it out and have it preserved by a taxidermist and mounted on a trophy plaque.
I will cut off your nipples and dehydrate them. Mix them with meth pass out the powder at a drug party/orgy.
Satan loves you, you know. Give in to HIM. Enjoy the eternal orgasms.
Or something.

Hey, this is kind of fun, you know. Fuck haiku! 5-7-5 is stupid.