Breakfast decision.
Twat waffles or cunt pancakes.
Cheese-stuffed shlong sausage.

Pig in a blanket.
Only it's ass sticking out.
Hog-tied, so to speak.

Methamphetamine.
Drinking coffee's gotten old.
Delightful twitching.

Arkansas special.
Sausage in ham in blanket.
Condom optional.