Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #63292
There are parasites
draining away my life force.
No video game!

They live in my house,
sleeping under the same roof,
eating all my food.

There is never thanks.
Will they miss me when I'm dead.
Think I'll go jogging.
Haiku #63292
Posted: March 31, 2019 10:08 pm ET
Poet & location: Come on, brain, start bleeding again! I am in need of much alcohol