Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #63022
So when was the last time any of you poets left your mother's basement and went outside?
Or maybe down to the pub or a beer?
Or down to the local park to smear poo on the bathroom stall door?
Go on... get out. Post what you did here when you get back.

$15 happy ending.
Evacuated.
Empty.
Void.
Haiku #63022
Posted: March 18, 2019 6:52 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet