Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #62997
I cum in yo bum.
I bust a nut in yo butt.
I spew in yo poo.

Satisfactory
deep down in yo Tootsie Roll
factory, per say.

I swear I'm not gay;
it's my nature to offend
way up yo back end.
Haiku #62997
Posted: March 17, 2019 12:10 am ET
Poet & location: Garth Futtbucker is in serious need of of psychological counseling or a few stiff drinks. Anything but a cosmo!