100,000 tons of plastic in the ocean
Missionaries told me they don't care
God will take care of it
Even though He told the first father
Replenish the earth
Maybe they were actually Satanists
And are oblivious
Don't worry God WILL take care of it
Human mass extinction event via
Supersonic tsunami
Biowarfare
Cull the herd
Depopulation
Popularity contest over
Only GMO humans will survive
Some sort of seal