Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #54226
I've been hovering
over a marriage I've had
too long, but have kids.

Never get married
if her mother is too fat
'cause she'll look the same.

Never mind all that.
Better just don't get married.
Just be a man whore.
Haiku #54226
Posted: August 18, 2016 10:19 pm ET
Poet & location: df