Now it's weather spam!
You must fucking kidding!
I don't want to live.

I'm looking forward
to an apocalyptic
World War I I I.

Aye aye, poke his eye.
Gouge them out and replace them.
With Pokemon balls.

Or just poke his balls.
But, you know, he might like that.
Katana castrate!

Did you read the story about the Japanese "Chef" who had his junk surgically removed and then he took it home and cooked it and fed it to clients at $500 per plate? Would YOU pay $500 to eat someone's balls and tiny little Asian cock, 'cause I sure wouldn't?!

I hope when we nuke
China that the blasts will make
some stupendous waves!

Surf's up, brah, hang ten!
Carve those radioactive
swells like a turkey!