Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53986
I don't get Asians.
Thai food is sooo fucking good.
<u>Yet they like McD! &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp </u>
"USA is good!
Crappy ground dog meat gourmet!
<u>Me so upper class." &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp </u>
Makes me want to puke.
Spam is a delicacy?!
<u>They must all be high. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp </u>
Modern Asian food,
It is pure fucking poison.
<u>Eat at your own risk. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp </u>
Find an old dirt road.
Walk to the "Grandma Cafe".
<u>Food so good I cried. &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp </u>
Haiku #53986
Posted: July 2, 2016 7:58 pm ET
Poet & location: df