Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53854
I suck hamburgers.
Erotic cow grease dribbles.
With condom French fries.

Ice cream lubricant.
Peanut butter and KY.
Inappropriate.

Balcony pot shot.
Ten story sex food aiming.
Various targets.

Security guard!
Seven hundred points.
He should wear a hat.
Haiku #53854
Posted: May 22, 2016 10:04 pm ET
Poet & location: DF