Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53848
"You are so stupid."
"You are a worthless turd ball."
This ain't about you!

You just don't get it.
You should bungee jump sans rope.
No, I don't mean you.

The one behind you.
That's who I'm talking about.
No, the other one!

God! Fucking wake up.
Now pay attention shit bag.
This ain't about you!
Haiku #53848
Posted: May 21, 2016 1:33 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker