Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53738
But enough of that.
Let's talk about puppy skeet.
Launch them up and "BOOM!"

I think it's legal
and even respected in
places like China.

It's hard to find and
very expensive to play,
but highly worth it.

You can also use
rare endangered animals
if you're super rich!
Haiku #53738
Posted: April 24, 2016 5:14 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker