Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53594
Jacked off something fierce.
Watching "Elmo in Grouchland".
With new invention.

Riches await me.
Fused Fleshlight and Elmo doll.
"You're getting so big!"
Haiku #53594
Posted: March 31, 2016 9:25 pm ET
Poet & location: iamback of vhs's house taking turns.