Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53557
Damn all these spammers!
"Jan-Ass The Hutt" is sleeping;
She needs Boba Fett.

I'm not enlightened.
Iamback, tell your story.
Why the taunts and jibes?

What evil was done?
What was done to fuel your hate?
I must know these things.

Can it fuel space ships?
Hyper-drives run on hatred.
Now that's cool sci-fi.
Haiku #53557
Posted: March 27, 2016 1:30 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker.