Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53447
I am disgusted.
With all of the human race.
Myself included.

But moreso poets.
I'd bomb poetry readings
if I cared enough.

But I'm too lazy.
An apathetic worm jizz.
Assuming they jizz.
Haiku #53447
Posted: March 9, 2016 3:19 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of The Anti-Poetry Liberation Front