Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53325
What's a real haiku?
I don't know, but this is not.
I'd like to see one.

Are they exclusive
to the Japanese Language?
Just like Anime?

Who likes hentai porn?
Seen Urotsukidoji?
That's some gruesome shit!

Google vid search for
the uncensored version of
above mentioned film.
Haiku #53325
Posted: February 14, 2016 7:56 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Why are Japanese so perverse and act as though it's normal. Perhaps I should go live there.