Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53270
Rappers in their cribs.
They should wear Depends diapers.
Pants down to their knees.

"Kill the policemen,"
the lyrics thump from their cars
heard two blocks away.

"Gangsters" aren't so bad
as white trash meth addict thieves.
I could kill them all.

I mean flame throwers!
All the men, women, and kids.
They are not human.

And I pay taxes!
I wish cops would do their job.
Scum are invading!
Haiku #53270
Posted: February 4, 2016 11:51 am ET
Poet & location: Take back 'Merika!