Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53183
Pony girl porn tapes.
Miniature horse pussy.
Equine husbandry.

Underground circus.
vhs on VHS.
DVDs are best.

Is your penis ill?
Then take your penicillin.
Don't touch my chickens!

Dirty old pervert.
A Very Horny Senior
needs no Viagra.
Haiku #53183
Posted: January 26, 2016 4:00 pm ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker - The Highly Inappropriate