Drop nukes on China.
It would improve the pollution.
Clean up the planet.

Oh, wait, nevermind.
I forgot they make Fleshlight.
Wank, spank, shlurp, spooge, spooge.

Remove batteries
from a light saber handle
to put in Fleshlight.

Radioactive
sperm cells slithering like snakes
to conquer China.

A nation of thieves,
copyright infringementists,
commie criminals.

Destroyed by my sperm.
One for everyone Chinaman.
Next is Switzerland.