Give in to your hate.
Let the anger flow through you.
From it you gain strength.

That's if you want strength.
I think it's overrated.
And nearly useless.

What's the point of it?
For ruling over people?
That's so fucking gay.

What a waste of time!
I'd rather run a sewer.
Ruling over poop.

Better you should quit.
Give up your hate and anger.
Go buy a surf board.

Get stoned twice a day.
Go fishing on the weekends.
It's the new Sith code.

Acolytes bring beer!
Apprentice, fetch me my bong!
I will clean the buds.

Mr. Zog's Sex Wax.
A long board and a high tide.
Mai Tais and seafood.

Fucking dumb Jedi.
They don't know what they're missing.
The Sith rule the waves!