Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #53090
I just ate rat meat.
It's really pretty decent.
But not so filling.

The whores all like it.
They say it can cure VD.
Why are they diseased?

We need a space ship.
A large colony transport.
Not a small fighter.
Haiku #53090
Posted: December 11, 2015 11:06 pm ET
Poet & location: DF's 3rd world adventures.