Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #52997
Dress up like a fool.
Stuff your children with candy.
And worship Satan.

Human sacrifice.
Drowned in melted Hershey's bars.
Lucifer's smiling.

Raves and evil spells.
Drinking blood at an orgy
with Russian vodka.

I dressed as Laa-Laa
and gave out free LSD
on Flintstones tablets.
Haiku #52997
Posted: October 31, 2015 12:19 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of Seoul, Korea Brothel Outhouse