Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50478
by the way you damned
socialist coward dog i fart
in your general

engrish pigeth knight
direction with your silly hats
and your silly red flags

for I am FRONCH and
we have sarte!!! and gauloise!
and stinky cheeses, 1000 varieties

what do you got to say to that
pallihiuk writing a book about real
stories about tractor demolitions

and real castles, and
you ain;t gonna be storming my
castle you silly faunts

I shall taunt you again when i am on ze clock
Haiku #50478
Posted: November 27, 2013 12:11 am ET
Poet & location: vhs