Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50477
by the way I have
been a racist, a troll
a homophobe and

on top of that a
Republican, and I am
a sinner, therefore

if i were in say
politics, I'd have my own
talk show by now folks

by the way it is
"I have" not "I am" so you
mad socialist dogs

can go burn your copy
of the Situationist manifesto
or whatever passes

for commie propaganda nowadays
Haiku #50477
Posted: November 27, 2013 12:08 am ET
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