You're a Clockwork fan
but my reference to cream
and spiking it was...

well, say perverted,
a bit unsanitary
more in keeping with

Fight Club, but not with
urine or meringue with farts.
Think extra protein.

I'd only do this
at Starbucks, never a local
cyber coffee shop.

Speaking of fart pie,
I'm extra gassy this morn.
(Fans it towards Ash.). ;-)