Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #50368
Barista, Latte!
Tall mocha frappuccino.
Caffeine motivate.

Real machiatto.
Espresso and heavy cream.
Heart goes thump thump thump.

Hello St. Peter.
What am I doing up here?
I'm too young to die.

Too much coffee, man.
You bleed crystals of caffeine.
And you pee Red Bull.

Now I slam the gates.
And send you straight down to hell.
That's where you belong!

Well, okay, I guess.
But do they have good coffee?
I can't live without.
Haiku #50368
Posted: November 12, 2013 10:38 am ET
Poet & location: Darth Figpucker of The fiery barbeque pits of Hell.