Thank you so very much!
I love my Viagra Spam!
I'm so literal!

I put Viagra
into fried Spam for breakfast.
Keeps me hard all day.

Thank God for trench coats.
I can beat off in public
and no one will know.

Shopping malls are best.
But sometimes I do Starbucks.
Thanks to Viagra!

I love to stroke my
perpetual erection,
pharmacy induced.

Seriously though,
I hear "Viagra", I think
Grandpa with boner.

I mean, like, GA-ROSSS!
I should go live in a cave.
And stay off the net.